Hallo! While others call their loved ones 'honey, my sweetheart, baby', why not follow the Dutch and call your other half "Mjin Poepie" which directly translate to "My Poop". Yes, we know what you are thinking now.
But not all poop are gross. Some poop is cute especially those whom you loved and don't mind the 'ahem, smell.
Great quality iron on patch embroidery with Pieter the Poepie (Male) and Paulette the Poepie (Female).